This month's crazy thing I dislike is another movie: The Sound of Music.
When I was little, TSoM was shown every year during the Thanksgiving or Christmas holidays, I think on CBS. When we were smaller, my brother and I would sit together in our dad's arm chair and watch it. I don't ever remember my parents sitting down with us to watch it. I don't know if one of us chose it or if one of our parents turned it on for us. What I distinctly remember thinking every single time I watched it was, "Isn't there anything better on tv right now? Why do we have to watch this again?"
In hindsight, it was probably the most intelligent thing on tv, as these were the days before we had cable. The pickings were slim back then.
Now when I'm faced with the commercials for the yearly showing of this classic, this is what I sing: